Sister! Remember your monster!
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
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Esta piada foi tirada de uma recolha começada pelo grande amigo Carlos e que eu continuei. Eram frases que mandavam os servidores da feup em cada login pela consola :)
Die Every Day
=== JKrishnamurti.org - Daily Quote ===
What is age? Is it the number of years you have lived? That is part of age; you were born in such and such a year, and now you are fifteen, forty or sixty years old. Your body grows old - and so does your mind when it is burdened with all the experiences, miseries and weariness of life; and such a mind can never discover what is truth. The mind can discover only when it is young, fresh, innocent; but innocence is not a matter of age. It is not only the child that is innocent - he may not be - but the mind that is capable of experiencing without accumulating the residue of experience. The mind must experience, that is inevitable. It must respond to everything - to the river, to the diseased animal, to the dead body being carried away to be burnt, to the poor villagers carrying their burdens along the road, to the tortures and miseries of life - otherwise it is already dead; but it must be capable of responding without being held by the experience. It is tradition, the accumulation of experience, the ashes of memory, that make the mind old. The mind that dies every day to the memories of yesterday, to all the joys and sorrows of the past - such a mind is fresh, innocent, it has no age; and without that innocence, whether you are ten or sixty, you will not find God.
The Book of Life
achados da noite
Às andorinhas de Agosto
Pedi que em tardes serenas
Ao passar junto ao teu rosto
Falassem das minhas penas
Mas veio o Outono, abalaram
pelo vasto azul dos ceus,
e o que te ouviram calaram
nem me disseram adeus
Talvez alguma dissesse
Já muito longe, voando:
"melhor que êle o não soubesse,
que ficaria chorando!..."
"... pra nada!"
O que nos faz felizes?
Um dia de merda e, chegando a casa, quando procuras uma quote que ou(e)viste no harry potter na sempre ligada televisão da aldeia, encontras isto:
O que o Tarzan disse quando viu um elefante usando óculos escuros?
R.: nada, porque ele não o reconheceu.
http://www.cavagnoli.com/blog/2004_07_01_since1974_archive.html
:D :D :D
Aqui fica tb a quote que procurava :)
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." (The Chamber of Secrets, page 333)
http://www.scholastic.com/harrypotter/books/guides/index.htm
